When you finally get to sit down then realise you need the toilet

thegirlwiththedragonobsession:

mikefuentes5150:

amuseoffyre:

bitchesaloud:





IT GOT BETTER

GOD OF FERTILITY BITCHES

imaginesteenwolf:

Original Imagine: Imagine wearing Jordan’s clothes to bed.

Author: merlincmgirl

Reader Gender: Female

Word Count: 1024

Warnings: None but it’s fluffy!!!

         Feeling the cold air against your bare shoulders and legs, you shivered against the chill. Jordan was working late tonight and you always hated how the bed always seemed colder and harsher when he wasn’t in it beside you. Pulling back the covers, you got the bed ready to the long weekend hopefully spent in bed with Jordan.

Spotting the t-shirt that Jordan wore the night before, you slip it over your head. The fabrics warm and soft against you. You always loved wearing Jordan’s clothes, they made you feel so small and safe. The bottom skimmed the mid of your thigh as you took a deep breath of his smell that clung to the material. It was a kind of warm smell, earthy and intoxicating to you. Rubbing your nose against the neck, you smiled softly, thinking about the Deputy that was stuck at the station. You’d see him in the morning though, you reminded yourself as you climbed into bed.

It was a loud crash that finally woke you up, normally just the sun filtering in through the blinds were enough to wake you. Quickly sitting up and looking around groggily, you noticed that Jordan was back. And he was picking up the piles of shoes that he had knocked over from the shoe rack by the side of the wardrobe. Unfortunately they were more your shoes than his. In the space of 6 months since you moved in with him, you had effectively taken over his bedroom. Not that he minded.

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deforrestkelley:

petition for the next star trek movie to have bones scruff again

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Can we talk about how Bucky looks at Steve like “whoa there friend, you might need to fuck me right now”

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this is your daily reminder to not forget about ferguson. Keep it going!

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tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

I PUT THE HOUSECAT OUTSIDE FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES AS A JOKE AND HE COMES RUNNING IN WITH A SNAKE IN HIS MOUTH

OH SHIT THE SNAKE IS STILL ALIVE

THE SNAKE HAS GONE INTO THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND IM ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

SNAKE HAS BEEN RELEASED IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD IN A PANICKED, THROWING MOTION

"Fucking put me outside again, bitch. See what happens." -My Asshole Cat

(via justuselesss)

Bras are the ultimate personal handbags. They carry out boobs yeah but they also carry a lot more. I mean I put in my phone, money, pieces of papers I need, the deeds to Buckingham Palace. They are the ultimate personal carriers

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

I PUT THE HOUSECAT OUTSIDE FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES AS A JOKE AND HE COMES RUNNING IN WITH A SNAKE IN HIS MOUTH

OH SHIT THE SNAKE IS STILL ALIVE

THE SNAKE HAS GONE INTO THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND IM ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

SNAKE HAS BEEN RELEASED IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD IN A PANICKED, THROWING MOTION

"Fucking put me outside again, bitch. See what happens." -My Asshole Cat

(via justuselesss)

When I think about it, Merlin is probably screaming at Arthur to get out of bed trying to get Arthur to return.

"Albion needs us"
“It’s too early”
“You’ve been sleeping for thousands of years clotpole!”
“Still too early!”

Odd Thomas is a horrible movie. It’s so painful to watch! There was no need to rip out my heart!